Make morning into a key and throw it into the well,
Go slowly, my lovely moon, go slowly.
Let the morning sun forget to rise in the east,
Go slowly, my lovely moon, go slowly...

Good bye.

I have a girlfriend and she is gorgeous.

"I decided to grow up and become an astronaut with a sexy assistant."

-DR

I love this picture of my buddy Scottie in Mexico.  Yes, he is on a burro.  With a sombrero.  And a beer.  And a gun.  I like this almost as much as...